Hippostanian Parliamentary Elections: Results

Results of the May 2011 Hippostanian Parliamentary Elections are out!



SUMMARY:
- Liberal Democratic Progressive Party gained 19 seats. LDPP supports market- and social liberalism and diplomacy as an alternative to war. ''This is a great day for all Hippostanians, whetever they think so or not. With our guidance, Hippostania can become a respected member of the Sermoan community again. Our first task will be a complete withdrawal of all our forces in Valkry'' commented Gordon Green, chairman of LDPP
- Hippostania First, a conservative liberal party that supports limiting immigration and giving more funding to the armed forces lost 11 seats and became fourth largest party (formerly second). ''It's those damn hippies and their commie propaganda that caused this'' commented Robert Merchant, chairman of HF
- Hipponian People's Democratic League, a socially conservative and populist social democratic party lost its 10 seats. ''This is a sad day for HPDL. It shows that the forces of capitalist greed and backstabbing have won a battle against freedom and justice'' Commented Tom Bosch, chairman of HPDL
- National Socialist Party gained one seat. ''THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY FOR WHITE RACE'' commented Hidolf Atler, chairman of NSDPOH
- Left Alliance lost its only seat. ''IT'S THE CAPITALIST BASTARDS' FAULT! IT'S ALL THEIR FAULT! WE'LL BE BACK!'' commented Vladimir Commienovits, chairman of LA
- Sermoan Federal Party of Hippostania, a party that supports Sermoan integration and unity gained 7 seats and became the fifth largest party in the Parliament. ''This is a wonderful day for both Sermo and Hippostania'' commented Francois Bosch, chairman of SFPH
- Center Party lost 6 seats. Nobody even bothered to interview their party chairman because Center Party is so useless
- Social Democratic Party lost 5 seats. ''It's tough to be a social democrat in a capitalist paradise'' commented Juliet Urpen, chairman of SDP.
- Several other parties gained or lost some seats
- It is also wondered why most party chairmen started their statements with either ''it's'' or ''this''