Stunning revelation shakes Synavi government to its foundations

I really don't know how to say this.

Yesterday, I received a video message from the Ultimate Supreme executive Chairman. I had always found his voice sort of familiar. Now I discovered why.

In all previous videos showing the torture of Hipponians, he had always been silhouetted. Not so now.

I fell off my chair.

It was President Adams.

"Recognize me?"

I did.

I immediately ordered his grave to be dug up. We retrieved the body. It looked indistinguishable from Adams, but DNA tests revealed it to be Robert Maxwell III with plastic surgery.

We have also found several medical reports on him to be faked. The few genuine reports we found were classified and described Adams' medical condition to be "shaky at best". We also found conclusive evidence that Adams did indeed personally order the murder of the Baelgarian President Stethos.

The truth is, Adams is still alive and the dictator of Cordonis.

I have an offer and a request. I understand the tremendous anguish Adams has caused to Baelgaria. If the current president would like to execute him when we capture him, he may.

And if not, I would like to personally pull the trigger.

ITT: DURR HURR DERP DERP DERP

Sermo: We're fucking dying.

It would help if someone posts a new thread on facepunch.

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wat

Cisco Zarandin wrote:Sermo: We're fucking dying.

// We have been for at least a few weeks now. At least Synavia probably can post a few dozen more threads and give the illusion we're alive.

Argulor wrote:

Cisco Zarandin wrote:Sermo: We're fucking dying.

// We have been for at least a few weeks now. At least Synavia probably can post a few dozen more threads and give the illusion we're alive.

He's currently banned for three days.

Why? stupidity?

Baelgaria wrote:Why? stupidity?

Yup yup.

Specifics?

You're stupid.

I know you are, but what am I?

Technocrat Newlark wrote:I know you are, but what am I?

I swear I'm going to ban you again.

Baelgaria wrote:

Oh shit I fuckin lol'd

Cisco Zarandin wrote:

Technocrat Newlark wrote:I know you are, but what am I?

I swear I'm going to ban you again.

What do you have against Pee-wee Herman?

Oh, and I didn't get the picture thing.

M. Night Shyamalan

Sometimes Google really does come in handy.