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President Newlark Announces Engagement
The Chairman Wed May 25, 2011 5:42 pm
-SNNThis morning, on his weekly "Wednesday Government Happenings" speech/debate/public imformational announcement, President Michael Newlark announced his engagement to a woman named Mary Senase, who has reportedly been his girlfriend since college.
It is rumored that when Newlark "popped the question", Mary agreed, on one condition:
"So long as you don't declare war on anybody else."
"I wasn't planning on it anyway, so... Yep."
Newlark, as well as Mary, has refused interview.
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Re: President Newlark Announces Engagement
Premier Annenkov Wed May 25, 2011 10:17 pm
You aren't a monarchy, the average citizen should have no interest in their leader's private life, as long as it is legal.
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Re: President Newlark Announces Engagement
Hippo Thu May 26, 2011 8:37 am
''Oh hi i'm a republic''
''No wait, i want to be the king! this is now a monarchy!''
''Nvm guise i want to be a commie! union of socialist states it is!''
''Oh hai now i'm a monarchy again, gawd save da king!''
''No wait, i want to be the king! this is now a monarchy!''
''Nvm guise i want to be a commie! union of socialist states it is!''
''Oh hai now i'm a monarchy again, gawd save da king!''
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The Chairman Thu May 26, 2011 5:36 pm
And this suggested that Synavia is a monarchy again how?
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The Chairman Sat May 28, 2011 7:53 am
-SNNThis morning, President Newlark announced the wedding date, on which he will wed Mary Senase, who will become the second First Lady in Synavian history. The wedding will occur on Saturday, June 4th. No other details were given.
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Re: President Newlark Announces Engagement
Baelgaria Sun May 29, 2011 9:00 pm
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Royal+WeddingPresident Newlark wrote:And this suggested that Synavia is a monarchy again how?
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Re: President Newlark Announces Engagement
The Chairman Mon May 30, 2011 8:46 am
Baelgaria wrote:http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Royal+WeddingPresident Newlark wrote:And this suggested that Synavia is a monarchy again how?
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Re: President Newlark Announces Engagement
The Chairman Sat Jun 04, 2011 8:38 am
Wedding's happening at 5:00 pacific time. Plenty of time to smooth out the wrinkles in my suit. I seem to put wrinkles in suits faster than anyone else on planet Earth. Or maybe I'm buying the wrong brand. Ah, well, anyway, 5:00. Woohoo!
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