Location, Location, Location, Location, Location

You need five when you're deciding where your nation will be. And we have finally decided on the geographical location of the Protectorate of New Synavia.

Now, I bet you're thinking, "That's huge! That's too much land for such a tiny nation!" But I can explain.

South Synavia is the same shape and size as the previous nation of Bonnabal. It is a normal size for a nation in Sermo.

North Synavia is a nature preserve cut out of the FSUS. It includes the Great Synavian Rainforest in its entirety. The forest needs our scientists and conservationists to help it stay alive. No citizens are allowed in North Synavia (scientists are not citizens).

(Oh, and we border Ocasus now, which I always wanted to do.)

Krausha scientists wish for entry into both the FSUS and North New Synavia, so we can better understand the cataclysmic events that have occurred there.

Access gladly granted, provided that this is for purely scientific purposes, which it seems to be. Enter at will.

Anyone else wishing to enter NoSy or FSUS for scientific purposes may simply ask and access will be granted.

New Synavia would be very pleased and thankful if donations of approximately ten thousand buckets of gloss white paint were to be donated.

What for?

9999 to paint New Rixana completely white and one to dump over your head.

Could we capture the guy and put him in an insane asylum now, please? He's not fit to run a country.

No, I'm *cough* fine! Fi*cough*ne! Seriously! Nothing wrong! Nothing wrong with the youngest leader in the history of Sermo!

Also, have KrauSha scientists gotten any leads concerning the *cough* *cough* FSUS? I'm very *cough* interested to know.

I think I have a *cough* *cough* cold or something. I need a vice president. *cough* We should have elections *cough* in a couple weeks.

That area is part of the Northern Defense Initiative or whatever it's called, you're not starting your crappy country there.

I was thinking of joining anyway. No harm done. We're not wild warmongers anymore. In fact, as said by Jeremy Clarkson, "We are more sensible than ever."

You what?

Ihope you understand just what a move you are attempting to undertake here. If yyou believe that this will simply be allowed to take place you are wrong.

The Triumvirate will not stand for such a enforcement amd it is likely that neither will Ocasus.

Now why did you expect to get away with this?

// Peekaboo!

We need a place to exist. Most people do. And this is the most convenient location, so get off my back about it.

President Newlark wrote:We need a place to exist. Most people do. And this is the most convenient location, so get off my back about it.

Nope. I agree with Avinstratus in this one, get out of there.

What? Out of Sermo? What's wrong with our current location?

President Newlark wrote:What? Out of Sermo? What's wrong with our current location?

I think he meant you getting out of Bonnabol. Why not just relocate to North New Synavia?

Two reasons.
1. It's tiny.
2. There isn't a single square mile that isn't rainforest.

President Newlark wrote:Two reasons.
1. It's tiny.
2. There isn't a single square mile that isn't rainforest.

1. Your population is tiny.
2. There isn't a thing that agent orange can't solve in a rain forest.

1. As of now.
2. The environment is more important than that.

Why's everybody kicking up such a fuss about Bonnabal anyway? It's inactive.

Would you rather relocate to FSUS?

North New Synavia is simply out of the question. There is nothing wrong with being in bonnabal, it's inactive.

President Newlark wrote:North New Synavia is simply out of the question. There is nothing wrong with being in bonnabal, it's inactive.

Apparently, there is.

Hippo wrote:That area is part of the Northern Defense Initiative or whatever it's called, you're not starting your crappy country there.

Avin Triumvirate wrote:You what?

Ihope you understand just what a move you are attempting to undertake here. If yyou believe that this will simply be allowed to take place you are wrong.

The Triumvirate will not stand for such a enforcement amd it is likely that neither will Ocasus.

Now why did you expect to get away with this?

// Peekaboo!

Official Resolution
The following punishments will be issued upon Synavia when the voting period ends:
-Incapability of annexation
If these punishments are not followed Synavia's governemnt will be replaced by an appointed government by a ruling party in the Sermo senate.

The Sermo Senate hereby enacts resolution SSC#003, "Condemnation of 'Synavia'".

All nations are somewhere. Sermoan nations get added to inactive nations' areas all the time (or rather when Cisco isn't being a lazy bum) and that isn't annexation. We're just doing the same thing, but with a bit of conscious decision.

There is nowhere else to be. We are here and we are staying here.

What's wrong with FSUS? What's wrong with making tracts of land in Northern New Synavia?

That is exactly what annexation is. I propose a motion that if New Synavia does not withdraw from Bonnabal within 72 Hours, further condemnation will be necessary.

// As a note, if we could annex any inactive nation, I can annex all the countries on my borders, and then some.